Podcasting activity: My dialogue with Tadzio

José: Today we are in a robots factory. We're gonna talk with the first creation of the famous mad scientist Avogadro Stahngun. Hello! What's your name?

Tadzio:Hi, human. My name is Human Jr.

J: What an unusual name!

T: I like Belgian hazelnut chocolate mousse with strawberries and stuff.

J: To the point, please. Do you know what you really are?

T: I'm from Finnland, Moikka.

J: But... I mean... That's not what I asked for...

T: You asked nothing, for you've lied.

J: By the way, can we take this serious, please?

T: Yes! Of course! If you don't interrupt me all the time...

J: Okay... Erm... What do you do during your free time?

T: I play basketball. It gets my circuits all pumped up.

J: That's a nice hobby. Do you even have arms?

T: I lost them in a tragic bear wrestling accident. Long story.

J: So you don't play basketball anymore?

T: Yes, with my feet, of course. I'm better at it now.

J: Why did you wrestle with a bear anyway?

T: I don't know, maybe because I thought it would be fun.

J: Any more stupid things you did during your lifetime?

T: Not really.

J: Any smart stuff?

T: I like bananas.

J: Okay, so... What's your favourite fruit?

T: A pear.

J: Only one?

T: One at a time. I get stomach ache if I eat to much of them.

J: Did your creator give you any special functions?

T: I wasn't created, I spontaneously appeared in a lab.

J: So you're God, huh?

T: No, that's you!

J: Ok, this thing's broken, let's finish before we touch more dangerous topics.